BE OLD, BE BOLD: You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the World: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you’ve found something in common with your average Boomer.
BREAK A LEG… BREAK A NECK, A FEW RIBS, MAYBE A NOSE: Discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you and you can break your everything.
DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME: Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone?
BE OLD, BE BOLD: You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the World: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you’ve found something in common with your average Boomer.
BREAK A LEG… BREAK A NECK, A FEW RIBS, MAYBE A NOSE: Discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you and you can break your everything.
DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME: Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone?
ONE MISSION – RETIRE: Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end.
LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, firearms, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, and trombones.
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